Saturday, July 23, 2011

Cooking with gas

Today's cooking lesson is the basic pancake. Things you'll need

  • 1 can of batter blaster
  • 1 roll of foil
  • 472 cubic inch V8


Liberally coat the foil with yummy spray can batter

Carefully fold the foil to seal out the flood of petroleum based carcinogens from the engine and seal in the puddle of unique organic pancake batter from the free range spray can.


Gently wrap the package around an exhaust header.

Drive for 25 to 30 minutes, or until batter is golden brown. And then consume.

If you prefer, you can make corn dogs by embedding turkey bites in the batter!




Enjoy!


Thursday, August 19, 2010

At the Car Wash!











It's very important to keep your car clean. Especially if there are burlesque dancers available to do the washing.

Unless, of course, your primer is coming off. Which, it turns out, Lucy's is...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Safety!

Peter and Sebastian decided to tackle the complex job of jacking Lucy up and tweaking the spring spacers that took the place of the unsuitably small spring nuts.

Sebastian first positions himself to prevent Lucy from rolling downslope and out of the garage and into the weeds.



Next Peter positions the wheel chocks to keep Lucy from rolling upslope and into Sebastian's collection of rare E30 wheels.


Remember - Safety First!


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Another Paint Job






We tried another place. We specifically asked for flaming skulls. We got a bit more than we asked for, but also a lot less.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

We're not sure what's going on here...


... but it was before we'd been using any harsh chemical cleaners, so we can't use that as our excuse.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Down on the Soccer Field





This makes up for the wagon we spotted yesterday. An 80's Corolla Wagon - in orange! Do you remember the days when Toyota's didn't completely suck and/or kill you?